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fairyfoolishness:

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monasticmaestoso:

it’s exactly what you’re expecting

YES FINALLY ONE AT THE CORRECT TEMPO

i just kept laughing harder and harder as it went on

(Source: officialnintendofuckboy)

me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: no

(Source: josephsugg)

Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…
JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via 500-days-of-autumn)

lawebloca:

How to inflate a tire

wizkawreath:

nnordor:

wizkawreath:

obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind

(Source: hashbrovvn)

greenjellies:

if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

foreveralone-lyguy:

I found a real angry bird today

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ultrafacts:

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ultrafacts:

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Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

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22 years ago today. 22 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 22 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 22 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 22 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 22 years ago today, the golden trio met.
—(via siriuxblacx)

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

(Source: fifthharmony)

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

(Source: awwww-cute)

donnermaysilee:

YOU KNOW WHATS FUCKING STUPID

WHEN YOUR FAMILY MAKES YOU GO SOMEWHERE WITH THEM AND YOU TELL THEM YOU DONT WANT TO

AND THEN WHEN YOURE ALREADY OUT THEY BLAME YOU FOR BEING ALL ANGRY AND TELL YOU YOU RUIN EVERYTHING

OH WELL MY FUCKING APOLOGIES

heliolisk:

bad people shouldnt be allowed to have clear skin or good hair or nice jaw lines or green eyes

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