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punkukulele:

fuck-fuenciado:

facts-i-just-made-up:

A Long Island Iced Bee

Made with Vodka, Gin, Tequila, Rum, and LIVE BEES.

The Long Island Iced Bee is becoming popular in college towns across America despite its noxious odor and the intense throat pain is causes. The bee sting venom is said to accentuate the alcohol for a smooth buzz, but doctors warn the drink can be fatal to those allergic to bees, and is extremely poor for any drinker’s health.

BEES ARE DYING AND WERE DRINKING THEM

NO BEES MEANS NO FOOD AND NO FOOD MEANS NO ANYTHING

WHY WOULD YOU DRINK BEES

you guys are so dumb look at the op’s url jfc you’ll believe anything on this stupid site

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trickstersgambit:

22-07-2009:

aimlessme:

amoying:

archaeology:

Ancient Puppy Paw Prints Found on Roman Tiles

i got really happy about this and then i was like “this dog is probably dead” and now i am crying

Probably dead

Probably

There’s hope, apparently.

luvpie1997:

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fairyfoolishness:

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monasticmaestoso:

it’s exactly what you’re expecting

YES FINALLY ONE AT THE CORRECT TEMPO

i just kept laughing harder and harder as it went on

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me: i have no classes with anybody i know
my parents: that's how you make friends!!!
me: no

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Autumn seemed to arrive suddenly that year. The morning of the first September was crisp and golden as an apple…
JK Rowling, Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows (via 500-days-of-autumn)

lawebloca:

How to inflate a tire

wizkawreath:

nnordor:

wizkawreath:

obama means family

no it doesnt

obama means nobody gets left behind

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greenjellies:

if u ever need something to smile at here’s my dog in his raincoat

foreveralone-lyguy:

I found a real angry bird today

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Passport pl- 

I AM THE QUEEN

The only time she’s ever had a problem is when she went to America once and passport control there couldn’t understand the concept.

So Buckingham Palace had to fax over a confirmation that yes she is the Queen

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22 years ago today. 22 years ago today, a boy named Harry Potter boarded the Hogwarts Express. 22 years ago today, Ron Weasley asked if he could sit in Harry’s compartment. 22 years ago today, Hermione Granger asked they if they saw Neville’s toad. 22 years ago today, Harry, Ron, and Hermione were sorted into Gryffindor. 22 years ago today, the golden trio met.
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